100 things i've learned in 2009.

thought i'd add to this.

1. i can not do straight alcohol.

2. the best mode of transportation is a micro scooter.

3. never tell your friends if you have a series of sexual encounters with someone and then plan on being friends with them.

4. never take said someone to a party with your friends.

5. never spend your money on drinks for someone after they say "i'll pay the taxi home". this will result in you not getting home.

6. getting the bus to and from a festival is always a better idea than getting a lift.

7. people from aberdeen are lovely.

8. i love paul g with all my heart.

9. people should never tell my mum anything.

10. i should never tell my mum anything.

11. i should never have credit in my phone.

12. i should never go out wearing more than two layers of clothing.

13. playing "i have never" is a great way to get to know people.

14. playing "mushroom" is the best way to get drunk.

15. after a girl has sex with someone on the bed next to you, make sure the guy she just did it with isn't standing outside the door when you and the girl start to make fun of him.

16. drinking/getting photos took/smashing guitars/flooding houses are great ways to mend a broken heart.

17. 'mark aitken' is the worst human being in the world.

18. drunken phonecalls are always a winner, drunken texts however are not.

19. the fact that blogspot saves drafts, which helps when my battery dies.

20. my mum is useful at getting all stolen goods back.

21. match.com is useless and heartbreaking.

22. anderson silva shall and will be feared.

23. i am the master of karaoke.

24. i love making people i don't know uncomfortable.

25. making slipknot masks out of beer bottle boxes and pizza boxes is the best thing to do at 6am.

26. the vulcan does the best breakfasts of all time.

27. you me at six are actually quite good.

28. greek-italian-scottish birds have treasure trails.

29. the best way to spend a wednesday is to go to the pictures using the orange wednesday deal and then going to 'the edge' in coatbridge.

30. the best thing to call a woman's ladies parts is "afro clam".

31. hoidy, sange & nicola are illusive at titp.

32. walking through coatbridge dressed a hotdog is always a good idea.

33. patrick wolf makes scotty adams cry.

34. i look like mason musso from metro station.

35. take that/owen pallet/the killers are the best live acts ever.

36. everybody i know knows everybody else.

37. 'ruby' is the most lovely stripper in the world and i want to marry her.

38. i'm the best actor in the world, i should be awarded an oscar for my performance in "pretending i'm sick to the council".

39. adam has the comfiest bed in the world.

40. lady gaga has a penis.

41. i actually really like beer.

42. spending £140 quid on a pair of trainers is a good investment.

43. the hangover is an excellent film

44. i've paid to see 5% of the bands i've went to see live.

45. i should shave more frequently.

46. vodka slushies are amazing.

47. going up to someones house at 4am to sit with a 16 year old while her 17 year old friends mother is sleeping is a horrible idea.

48. i like soup waaaay too much.

49. i learned how to watch star wars in ascii code on my computer.

50. kirzo can't handle large penis.

51. kirzo also fought the nhs and won £13000.

52. barr's cola mixes well with vodka.

53. i should never drink a full bottle of vodka before going clubbing.

54. if i book a 9am bus home from edinburgh, i will never get home.

55. aled phillips is a drunken sexual fiend.

56. i can't cook oven chips.

57. i'm a really bad singer.

58. i'm a complete and utter prick.

59. i love everything to do with lady gaga.

60. jedward are the best thing to happen to music since john bon jovi formed a band.

61. paul g is a great room mate.

62. people will watch anything on E4.

63. twilight is a good movie.

64. my cat, wee adam, is pure shite.

65. i should never wear three layers of clothing to a gig.

66. £3 dvds are the best things ever.

67. hoidy looks like bo selecta bear.

68. i have a love hate relationship with the apple company.

69. i really enjoy vegetables as long as they have meat with them and some form of sauce.

70. i can't view anything in 3d.

71. i love frankie boyle.

72. i really do have issues.

73. i love paolo nutini

74. adam craig is oly murrs.

75. my phone is pure shite and i need another one.

76. i can't last through the full children in need show.

77. i should regularly delete the history on my pc.

78. i like venturing outside of glasgow, even if it is to another shite scottish city.

79. the perks of being a wallflower is the best book ever.

80. anna goodfellow is AWESOME.

81. not to be sick on myself.

82. i should always spend all my money in new look.

83. i look fucking gorgeous in a checkered shirt.

84. i look ridiculous in a leather jacket.

85. RED SKINNIES ARE THE BEST THING EVER CREATED.

86. michael griffen makes the best bacon sanwiches in the world.

87. i'm really, really, really, bad with money (see the 82nd thing i learned).

88. zach braff is not dead, everyone else, however, is.

89. RIP MJ.

90. the garage has a secret back enterence over a gate, 3 fences, 2 walls, and down a hill.

91. spellcheck is my saviour.

93. i'm really not creative.

94. no one ever texts me.

95. alex makes THE BEST PIZZA EVER.

96. i have a sleep disorder.

97. you can get an std from licking someones leg.

98. kanye west is a prick.

99. dame shirley bassey acts incredibly ghetto when placed beside dizzee rascal.

100. i've really not learned much in 2009.

i wish

i was in skins.

i wouldn't sit in every night on my laptop, watching shite tv.

i would be living, out having adventures night after night, things wouldn't end up nice and happy, but they never do in real life anyway.

and i'd probably be more fucked up than i am just now, but i can deal with that.

i wish i had a tight group of friends, and it was just the natural that we'd spend every day together. even if we ended up at each others throats constantly, it's the kind of stability and chaos i need in my life.

i have nothing to blog about these days.

yup.

this chick's voice is 10000000x better than alicia keys

i want to scream one last death medley.

i'm looking for, a reason to secure a forward motion.
love that golden rule, that golden rule.

i spent £40 quid on new bedding today, so comfy, i may die in my sleep tonight.

kanye west is being a douche AGAIN.

michael jackson is still dead.

i want to paint my walls with blood.

10 things i want

1. ACCOMPLISHED

2. a job, preferably something i enjoy. i'd love to work somewhere small with barely any staff, but sadly these places with barely any staff are never looking for any staff. also, something that pays about 100 quid an hour ahah.

3. a band, simple, i want to sing in a band while other more talented people carry me into fame by writing and playing the music i'm singing. feel free to apply, but you must understand you will be doing katy perry and kelly clarkson covers regularly.

4. a holiday, we can go to the club or hide away, we can do what you want to, baby.

5. to lose another stone, i'm a chubo, i need to lose MOAR AND MOAR WEIGHT until i weigh no mo'.

6. to pass my driving test, starting lesson again next week and hopefully i will be a fully qualified driver by october.

7. to go to download & reading/leeds next year. simple enough, i'll be buying myself a ticket the minute they go on sale to have fun in the sun/rain and drink myself dumb/insane.

8. to own a leather jacket, i need cash for a really really nice leather jacket.

9. this t-shirt, if anyone wants to buy me this for my birthday on october 8th i take a large or medium.

10. my x-box fixed I'M TOO LAZY TO SENT IT AWAY AHRHFHGHGHS

FUCKING CASH

i've decided i spend too much.

the past month i've bought...

clothes

6 t shirts - £10, £10, £20, £20, £20, £20
5 shirts - £20, £30, £18, £15, £15
3 pairs of trousers - £8, £15, £20
a tie - £10
2 belts - £7, £8
6 pairs of undies - £4, £4, £4, £10, £10, £10
3 pairs of shoes - £10, £30, £140
4 pairs of socks - £10

total on clothes = £516
total = £516

transport

trains - £70
taxis - £55
buses - £40

t0tal on transport = £165
total = £681

misc

fast food - £90 (not all just for me)
lapdances - £30
alcohol - £90
entry into clubs - £30
website subscriptions - £12
dvds - £20
cinema - £24
general living ETC. - £40

total on misc = £312

grand total = £1017

that's just a rough total, i've probably spent more....

SOMEONE TAKE MY BANKCARD FROM ME

ttthhheeee ppppaaarrrtttyyy

now, i have told many of my friends this story, and the rest were all involved in this story. but it's finally time for me to put pen to paper/fingers to keys and finally get this story some proper exposure.

now in the january of 2007 i was kicked out of high school following a couple of issues, at which point i decided having a party was a good idea. now i needed an excuse for this party, and that was that wrestlemania 23 was coming up on april 1st (a sunday). now because it was on april first and a sunday i expected to weed out the idiots because a. people would think the party was fake and b. it was on a sunday. how wrong i was, because of word of mouth and the easter holidays there were well over 200 people in, outside & on top of my house. now finding out that the estimated list of people coming was tipping 100 people, i decided to inform my mum of this party. i said "10-20 people over to watch 'the wrestling', that's it", she agreed.

she also agreed to stay in her room during this party, which is the only way i would be able to get 100 people in my house without there being trouble.

so at about 4pm martin king and his friends came over, around 7ish the rest of the people started arriving, and continued to. around 8pm i realised my back garden was swarming with people. so i went out to investigate. everyone seemed fined, so i went back and enjoyed myself, after adam, don, i and smiley preformed a version of take that's 'shine' we got some banging tunes on and put the strobe light on. now, anyone that knew don back then knows his hatred for natalya, so it came as a surprise when him and natalya were gettin' aff wae each other all over my couch. don then proceeded to get so hammered it was unbelievable, he locked himself in the toilet with a sober natalya. he was throwing up all down himself and in the toilet, but at the same time he was trying to get his trousers down lmao. so we broke in the door, and got him out of there. at this point i noticed that one kris mcglicnhie had started sleeping in my bed. i proceeded to empty my cupboards all over him to make the third ever victim of wabzies human buckaroo.

so it's about 11pm when my mum shouts me in, complaining about all the people jumping into my neighbours gardens. so i warned everybody etc. when i got back in my mum shouted on me yet again, she told me the neighbours called the police and that they are on there way. so we hid as many people as possible in all the rooms we could. and everybody else sat on my living room floor pretending to get ready for the wrestling.

my mum proceeded to lock the doors after this, so people resorted to climbing in through the window.

so i spent the next 4 hours watching wrestling with about 7 people that were interested in it. the batista vs. undertaker match managed to draw about 20 people in the room and everyone was jumping around crazy for this match.

after wrestlemania ended i scoped out the mess that was my house, the walls were thick with puke as were the sofas.

so i went to check on my bedroom (which at this point was still the cinema room), and the walls, and the cinema screen were covered, in graffiti. so i thought FUCKSAKE and went back inside. as i entered my home, there was a sea of people throwing up left in right within a 15 second period. i thought to myself, this is madness, and went and sat down, i was sat talking to adam when one alyce macpherson proceeded to kiss his neck, i looked away, but my attention was quickly grabbed when adam started hitting a lucazade bottle of my leg, i turned round, she was all over his neck while adam looked distressed. i laughed in hysterics. later adam would say "i probably would have got aff wae her but i didnae know what she looked like".

so 75% of the people cleared off (one with my laptop), and the remainder of us sat watching iranian tv into the wee hours. which included, joe watching a cooking show where the woman had no idea what she was doing for about 2 hours, then they didnt even end it, they put up the words FLASK TIME, and proceeded to show her pour soup out of a flask into a cup, joe had enough, screamed and went to sleep.

so anyways, everyone left the next morning, i went to sleep, woke up 24 hours later and my mum had cleaned the house. she eventually got painters in to repaint EVERYWHERE.

i'm leaving parts of this story out, like all the people who had sex and mcglincie pissing the bed and how shak and lhanna met, but i cant be fucked i might add to this later.

also, i got my laptop back a few weeks ago, after being without for like 28 months.

i leave you with this song, which is the PEAK of music.

i just rewatched part of the weekend never dies & a cross the universe...

for the first time this year.

and i know the one thing i want to do with my life is go on a world wide tour for a year, playing a different city every night, with my band, that will play a combination of rock music and electro beats/djing. and we will drink and get into the trouble from the police and meet strippers named 'candi' and sit in anthony keidises garden singing under the bridge while he looks baffled lmfao.

what is more frightening? lion's or wales.

now you may be wondering if i'm going to discuss what is the most deadly creature.

a lion or a whale.

but no.

today i will be discussing what is more frightening, a lion or the country of wales.

now i'm going into this blog pulling for the lions to be the most frightening, because frankly i love wales and the welsh. some of my favorite bands are welsh, and to be honest i just love the accent.

but what do i love about lions? well i loved the lion king, all time favorite disney movie that was made about 10 million times better by the fact that one of my favorite artists elton john graced the soundtrack with one of the most recognized songs of all time! also, luna lovegood wears the most amazing hat of all time that just happen's to be shaped like a lion in the latest installment of harry potter.

but we're looking to see what is more frightening here.

i've petted a lion, i've never petted someone from wales. well i did meet sean smith from the blackout this one time.... nevermind that, focus william focus.

fact is here, tom jones is welsh, and no one can be frightened of tom jones, he is too lovely.

and lions kill people and prey on other animals.

LIONS WIN THE MOST FRIGHTENING AWARD.

new lostprophets song

'it's not the end of the world, but i can see it from here'



heard it over a year ago and have known the lyrics for just as long, the song sounds a bit cleaner than i would have hoped. i'm not sure if i like this.

EDIT: NAH I LOVE IT

the power of the word no

no.

no no no no noooo.

NO.

no is a powerful word, and to be honest i've been hearing it a lot recently. no is a powerful word because it has the ability to crush someones heart into a million pieces, but understandably the word no has to be said from time to time.

in it's simplest form, no is a negative reaction to something. we associate the word no with something bad, even from a young age, when we do something bad we're told "no, don't do that". but is no really always a bad thing?

the answer, surprisingly enough, is no. despite the fact that we'd probably like everyone to say yes to the things we propose, what we want isn't always in the best interest of the people, and this is when the word no is a good thing.

on the other hand certain languages don't have yes or no systems, such as latin. but right enough, namedy speaks latin dae they, cause it's shite.

but fact of the matter is, no is a good thing, and we shouldn't really look at it as a negative, in a world where we're all to wrapped up in our own worlds we should look to see if the heartbreaking response of "no" really is for the best.

or no, whatever.

15 THINGS I DO NOT APPRECIATE

NOT APPRECIATED

1. window cleaners, coming to my door when my mum isn't in, and washing my windows when i'm getting changed.

2. drinks that cost over £1.

3. 99% of the programs on television.

4. one night stands.

5. children in my home.

6. people that play truth or dare and never pick dare.

7. my internet deciding it's going to fail for no reason.

8. when mcdonalds do not make me a big mac without sauce and without pickles, fagots.

9. when i can't get into gigs for free.

10. being STRANDED WITH NO WAY TO GET HOME.

11. when the combined price of a sandwhich, a bottle of coke and a packet of crisps is over £3.

12. 'the betrayed' by lostprophets taking 4 years to come out.

13. kfc being "out of chicken".

14. neds on the bus playing music on there phones so loud the people outside can hear.

15. bring me the horizon

this guy...

my hero.

http://www.youtube.com/user/nicholifavs

someone buy this kid a mac fucksake.

Calvin Harris - Flashback (new tune)

My words aren't well written.

My haircut isn't high fashion.
My wallet's not filled with 50's.
My face isn't very pretty.

I lack inspiration and motivation.

I'm imperfection at it's best.

my life is made up of a combination of outrageous claims and 100% truth

in my life, there has been many times where i have just decided to make up an outrageous claim about myself and put it out there. not often, but once in a while i just thing WTF and let out a MASSIVE whopper.

now if you're thinking 'y u do this?' it's because the claims i tend to make are so ridiculous that no one should ever believe them, and there lies the game. to convince people they're true.

i recommend doing this, it makes life into more of a game. which i am a fan of.

i'm not going to name any of these lies i've told, if you know me, you'll never know the massive whoppers i've told over the years. you'll look back at things i've said and think 'FUCK WAS HE LYING?' but you'll never know NEVER EVER KNOW.

other than those i tend to tell 100% about myself and my life.

ahahah.

fantastic mr. fox

if you can't tell who the director is from Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray & Owen Wilson being employed, or the song used in the trailer, or the overall LOOK of the movie and the general comedy.

then you're seriously not my friend, get out of my blog.

one man drinking games

i am never. and i repeat mother fucking EVER playing a drinking game ever again. EVER.

harry potter

the sixth installment of the harry potter series has been hit with mixed reviews, the day it came out everyone i know that saw it dismissed it as shite, but since then the people i know that have seen it loved it, now on wednesday i watched said film, and i enjoyed it.

don't get me wrong i can understand where the backlash comes from. the film doesn't move like the rest of the movies, which makes it feel abit lackluster when it ends, but the film was designed to set up for the climax of the last two films, and the last chapter of the saga, and it did it perfectly. i can understand how some people might not have enjoyed the way they tweaked the ending to make harry look like an idiot, but it worked better for the film. i can't understand how people didn't appreciate all the comedy in the film, my favorite part was the funeral for the giant spider in the final act of the movie that made no sense at all.

now personally for me, this is the best harry potter film, the first 2 films were ridiculously loyal to the books, which is fine, first two films pretty much are going to be complete copies of the original text, but i feel the serious really picked up steam in the third film when they start just throwing in random shit, and got a comedy dumbledore. it works better for the film. although j.k. does put alot of comedy in her books, you need to add some stuff to make her wit translate to the big screen.

this is the first harry potter film where i've not just sat waiting for something to happen, despite scenes of ron under a love potions spell and hermione crying. not to mention 1/6th of the film being draco malfoy walking around in a suit. also, we see malfoy in one class the whole film, the rest of the time he's just wandering around in his suit, clearly the teachers at hogwarts don't givafuck if anyone gets an education in the art of magic.

also, why don't the students at harry potter study regular subjects like maths and english, how are they expected to function in the real world with a degree in potions and quiditch?

in any event this was my favorite harry potter of the 6, and i can't wait another year and a bit to see half of the 7th film, then wait another 7 months to see the final installment of this thrilling tale.

ok i need to vent.

one.
my shitty laptop charger is on it's dying days, but since i have no money to afford a new one, and because i spent 8 quid on a new one that blew up, i'm choosing not to buy a new one. but instead i'm just going to tape my old one back together, day after day and moan and bitch about it.

two.
there is not a day that goes by when there are not kids in my house, my mother thinks it's a good idea to keep bringing 4-5 of her most distant friend's children to come live with us every fucking day, they spend all day in my home, eating my food and making a mess. then they go out and sleep in my tent and mess it up, which doesn't give me a chance to sleep in it.

three.
the reason i want to sleep in a tent is because it's too fucking warm in my god damn house, why you may ask? because my mother got someone to fix our electricity so we only have to pay for the lights and not the stuff we plug in. but they made it so we get charged for NOTHING, so now she's got the power turned back on, and is leaving the oven and george foreman on 24/7 so it puts our bills up so we don't get caught, and because my room is directly across from the kitchen, i'm dying from the heat. i can't stand the heat, and i'm not even in the fuckin' kitchen.

four.
how shitty my phone is. my samsung slide broke in like 2007, and instead of getting a new one, i borrowed a pink samsung from 2002 or whatever from someone, it does the job, but when i see everyone on msn and myspace on there phones, it makes me angry. i feel i should be allowed to myspace on my phone as a birth right.

five.
useless jobcenter people being useless. i was supposed to get money on the saturday i was at titp, so my mother lent me 80 quid upon going, and she'd take it out my bank while i was away, my money was put in NINE DAYS late, that's right. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 day's late. so it means i have had to do without money for 2 weeks, and will have to do so for another week now, untill they get there act together.

six.
i don't own a synth, why are they so expensive? they're just big keyboards with knobs all over them, i could make one in ten minutes (outrageous claim).

seven.
i've been stuck in the house with nowhere to go for like 4 days now, a record for me as of late, i can't keep falling into this routine, i need something to do today, whatever it is, some one take me out, i'll go shoe shopping, i'll go for a manicure, get a bikini wax, whatever as long as it doesn't involve being in my house, any other house is fine, the house from the amityville horror is fine, the house that jon benet ramsey was murdered in, is fine, just as long as it isn't my house.

eight.
the floor boards in my living room are fucked because there was a flood because the aforementioned children stood on the radiator and broke the knob off it, the floor boards have all popped up and now it looks like the great pyramids of egypt have been reconstructed in my living room.

nine.
my laptops apparent incomprehensible lack of ability to download pirated film torrents. everything says it'll take about 65 days to download. i'm about ready to kick up fuck if i can't watch the jonas brothers in 3d right now.

and finallyyy

ten.
my sheer lack of effort to post anything even remotely worthwhile on my blog, i mean seriously, if this is the best i can come up with then i might as well end the blog (and my life) forever.

happy nicola?

haveyoumetwabz playlist 5

http://open.spotify.com/user/wabblez/playlist/44e2kSXotkCMIAfwo5oyHH

I am...

ready to be new again.

haveyoumetwabz playlist 3 & 4

week 3 tinthepark special -
http://open.spotify.com/user/wabblez/playlist/0i2Qp551qnxSyDF77mepJA

week 4 -
http://open.spotify.com/user/wabblez/playlist/7gbhBMzkaSVzWHoxqLyGRf

i love this hunners.

my official t in the park blog

here ye are

http://tintheperk.blogspot.com/

i just realised how happy i really am just now.

like, pretty much only one thing that could make me happier and i'll just have to wait for that one.

watching eastenders, haven't seen it in weeks. I have no idea whats happening.

SLEEP JOURNAL DAY 9

like 2 hours of sleep on adams couch while half watching tennis.

zzzz

SLEEP JOURNAL DAY 8

5 hours sleep in adams ridiculously comfy bed.

haveyoumetwabz playlist 2

haveyoumetwabz playlist 2 july 2nd - july 9th

this blog has went so far down hill its unbelievable.

i'll add something good later, but for now, drunkin 6am highspots on a trampoline.

sleep journal day 6 & 7

4 hours sleep on day 6.
0 hours sleep on day 7 ahah.

sleep journal day 5

4 hours, kept waking up ahah.

BE LYK LADEE GAGAG

just ridiculous

EDIT:

more me being insane


i never wear that mingin yellow jumper btw

sleep journal day 4

10 hours, sex dreams, woke up feeling sick.

xfm breakfast show podcast.

so alex zane has left the xfm breakfast show. sure it was 2 months ago, but i didn't have a blog 2 months ago did i? no.

so let's remember the good times by listening to the xfm breakfast show podcast, including some of the most sidesplitting humour i've ever came across.

highlights are alex accidentally agreeing to buy a disabled cat, his 40 year old foreign maid confessing her undying love for him. the show being broadcasted live from a pub, a fish market, the streets, a computer games shop and the roof of the xfm studios. alex zane, cheeky pete, mark and sunita staying awake for 24 hours for the all day breakfast show, pete trying to seduce lily allen with a song, alex's feud with the enemy. etc. etc. etc.

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=257127739

new thing.

whenever you wake up from a night of drinking and can still taste alcohol, it shall hereby be known as "whorning breath".

pass it on.

the michael jackson joke's ive posted on twitter.

*arranges a 50-date concert, takes all the money, then dies you've been hit by a smooth criminal

*You've been hit by, you've been struck by a failed ventricle.

*Mcdonalds is now making the Jakson burger in honor of MJ it is made of 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns

*looks like michael jackson's heart couldnt beat it

*monkey for sale, one previous owner, loves kids.

*Apparently MJ died running to Walmart...he heard boys' pants were half off.

*So it looks like the only arrest his lawyers couldn't get him off of was 'cardiac arrest'.

*Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

*There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie

*Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.

classic bamboo wednesday tunes.

i've decided i should post a blog full of classic bamboo tunes. so sit back, invite some mingin birds round, crack the vodka out, get paul g round to finger the birds on yer couch/lick her nipples while she sleeps in your bed with you after the tunes have stopped

and enjoy.

kate bernauer

http://www.katebernauer.net/

awesome

watch the song after the slap ahaha.

sleep journal day 3

got 8 hours sleep today, the perfect amount of sleep they say, kind of agree.

raindrops (live lounge)

ok ok the mj stuff was funny

but aye he was the king of pop music n' that and i like most of his tunes, iconic etc. etc.

but he's dead, and theirs no point getting into an uproar about anyone's opinions on michael jackson.

especially all the people who didn't really care about jackson before he died, or were haters.

if i'm being honest i don't believe he touched any children, but i do think he's a complete weirdo, but a nice guy, fact is that the first sexual abuse charges were dropped, because it was found that the kid and his father were lying, which to me disproves all the other sexual abuse claims that came later.

but it's still hilarious.

the reason i find it all so funny is the fact that everyone is like awwww mj. when naw, you couldn't have gave two fucks about him years ago.

i have thriller & the making of thriller on video tape from when i was a wee boy, i watched live as he was rushed to hospital after he got set on fire, i was a big mj fan as a child and i've seen countless documentarys on his life and his work.

but i can still appreciate and make mj jokes, fact is he hasn't realised an album since 01, and wasn't going to anytime soon, so other than seeing him live (and even in the uk he wouldn't be doing that after march next year) theres no reason that MJ would have had an effect on our lives anymore, other than text/internet jokes.

so that's what i'm going to do, make internet jokes about michael jackson.

CAUSE THEY'RE FFUNNNEHHH.

i hope his legasy is his fantastic tunes, but if not, who really cares?

this just gets better and better.

the 1,000,000+ mj tickets, were bought under a NO REFUND POLICY.

ahahahah.

the best twitter updates in the past hour.

s0urcherry The hangover = halarious!(L)

BEETLEbum_ git tae fuck, i pyoor dont know why ah bother way him, fuckwit.

BEETLEbum_ Johnny depp only got number 2 in heat mag, rob patz got 1st place.

theBrandiCyrus gettin some chick fil a with braison!! YUMMM!!!

eatingcarbon @WABBLEZ GHAY!

Mrs_Zero Away to wash my hair. then get ready. then sleep.


fantastic, also BUZZ ALDRIN is plugging his new book! get it today!

apparently, uri gellar is running around all the news stations making outrageous claims.


"MICHAEL WAS IN GREAT SHAPE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM"
when did you last see him?
"I CANNOT SAY"

aah

OK HE'S DEAD AGAIN

thats him deed, i'll post in 5 minutes retracting this probably

OH HES NOT DEAD

coma

so thats yer jacko deid.

so will this be another jade goody scenario where he'll be painted as a saint?

yes.

haveyoumetwabz playlist 1

decided i'm going to put together a playlist once a week, around 45-60 minutes long each time, it'll have a mix of genre's, a mix of old and new songs, a mix of well known songs and unknown songs, and a mix of mixes.

you can listen via spotify by clicking the link below.

haveyoumetwabz playlist 1 june 25th - july 2nd

example & don diablo vs. daft punk

i saw example about a 2 months ago supporting calvin harris, and i've been hooked ever since, here's the original song's video.



to get his brand new mixtape for free go here

http://www.zshare.net/download/553346708a716593/

druggggsxizxzzzzxxzz

hopefully no adults/future employers read this, but today i'm going to talk about my experiences with drugs. my first experience with drugs was when i was 14, and hung around with 'darker' people, not skin colour, but style and outlook on life, and obviously cannabis was a large part of there way of life. so one night, i tried it. how did i do this? by having a few puffs of a joint? no. i took, the biggest, dirtiest bucket known to man, my lungs were filled, and my mind was gone. i proceeded to spend the next 6-7 hours falling all over the place and having no controll over my body whatsoever, i then proceeded to leave my game boy advance sp in a park, and cry for hours in my mate's loft.

needless to say this wasn't a very good first experience with cannabis. so after that, i didn't do drugs for a good year, untill one day i decided i needed drugs, now this was like 5 years ago so i don't remember what caused this, but i bought a shitload of weed and smoked it untill it was gone, i proceeded to do this drug for about a year, before my mum had to resign from her job pending a courtcase and the money drrrried up, alot of people say they feel withdrawl from drugs, i don't.

so that was me done with drugs, untill my mother started selling them. not like, big time drug dealings, but yeah. so one night in april 2007 after april's birthday night out, myself, adam, shak and these two girls called "bob and steve" headed back to my house, adam went emidiatly to bed, wanting nothing to do with these two ugly ugly girls. but i wasn't going to leave shak alone with these two stinkers, and because it was 4am and there was no booze to be found, i went into my mothers bedroom while she slept and took as much cocaine as i could out to my bedroom. when i say as much cocaine as i could, i mean this was just under 20 grams of coke.

we did about half of it, well, i say 'we' it was mostly shak, but yeah, long story short i was sick for 2 weeks after that night, i had a party a few weeks later and we did the rest of it...
funny side story, in summer 2008 my mum was getting married, to someone in prison, so when you're going in for the wedding, they take a swab of you hand, now i didn't know this, and i brought my bankcard as id, and obviously had been touching it, i showed the gaurd, then put it through the x-ray as i went through the metal detector (like at an airport). this was the same bankcard used in all my drug ordeals to make lines etc. and it still had white powder stuck in the number holes, so when they went to swab me, i was freaking out, they put my swab through the machine, and it came up possitive. i thought i was fucked untill they said "we'll scan the rest and if anyone else comes up possitive we'll put it down to a fault with the machine" luckily my sister had handed me my bankcard back after it went through the xray along with my jacket, and she tested positive, so i was spared a rectal examination.

so yeah, i never tried drugs after we finished that shit load, shak, don, hoidy & froggy have a few times (and have used my bank card for crushin, which explains why the machine went off) after that when they've been with me but i haven't been interested, i've been in a relationship, she didn't aprove of the drugs, so i didn't either.

but in 2 weeks time at t in the park, i plan to be off my face on every drug imaginable. for updates on my drug taking during this 4 day period please visit www.tintheperk.blogspot.com

EDIT: when my maw found out her 700 quid worth of drugs was missing the following conversation happened.

"did you see a deoderant can lid in my room?"
"naw how?"
"...disnae matter"

la roux.

so the self titled album from the uk's newest electropop duo has leaked.

the question is, is it any good? other than the drum hitting me in the face during every song, the answer is yes, it is infact good. sadly though on first listen, the band's second and third singles 'in for the kill' and 'bulletproof' are the highlights of this debut album. both being fantastic songs gave me high hopes for the album, hoping for more to come, but these songs are the best it gets.

don't get me wrong the rest of the album is good, but thats like saying the rest of the star trek movies are good compared to the new one, true, but it doesn't matter because the new star trek movie was infact fantastic.

but taking all that out of consideration there are tracks to get stuck in your head, alot of catchy lyrics and memorable beats make some tracks on this album really enjoyable, such as 'i'm not your toy' & Fascination' but after 45 minutes of listening to this album is a bit grating, especially because alot of the same arrangements are used throughout the last few songs, which makes it hard for any of them to really stand out.

this album is really hard to judge. i'm going to a give it a rating, but i reserve the right to bump it up or down in the next week.

rating: 3.5 out of 5

this debut album from la roux will be available on itunes and shops everywhere on monday!

honestly though...

tim westwood.

tim.

fucking.

westwood.

he's shite.

pure shite.

a blemish on the beautiful face of radio 1 and mtv, and the earth.

more alex cornell

i'm sorry for constantly blogging but i just heard alex cornell's acoustic covers, wow.

"Sex on Fire" Kings of Leon cover by Alex Cornell from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

"Human" Killers Cover from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

"Lost" Coldplay Cover from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

the rest of his videos are up on his youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/alxcornell

<3<3<3

trailer for hypothetical wes anderson film festival

Wes Anderson Trailer from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

more of his wes anderson stuff is here:
http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Wes-Anderson-Film-Festival/229415

wes anderson film festival

grad student alex cornell has created lots of promotional material for a hypothetical wes anderson fi;m festival, posters, dvd cases, album artwork for the festival's soundtrack.

i'd definitely. go to this festival if it existed.

transparency by khristian mendoza.

today's events.

my laptop charger is being held together with tape, hopefully i will receive the one i ordered last night tomorrow. i really need to get a shower and tidy up.

last night i got a phenomenal 12 hours of sleep, ridiculous. i watched some wrestling today, which i haven't done in ages, wrestlemania xxiv, ric flair vs. shawn michaels for anyone who cares, it's better than i remembered.

i still haven't got the money i was supposed to be paid on monday, and i'm overdrawn at the bank by 63p after ordering a dvd, haha.

if i don't get my money tomorrow my weekend is pretty much ruined, oh well at least i can blog about it.

i've found a few art pieces that are worth a post, so they'll be up soon.

well, it's been a good 24 hours.

but my laptop charger just broke...

oh well

BYEBLOG

me n naomi ir gettin merriet the morra.

http://open.spotify.com/user/wabblez/playlist/6Ii2lPS4NQTOV7UrT3yUnV

spotify playlist for it.

in honor of all the IRAN talk recently...

[SNL] Andy Samberg feat Adam Levin - Iran So Far sélectionné dans Rock / Pop et Clips

and iraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, iraaaan so faaar away.

Corinthians 13:4-7

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

just like raindrops

recent jean baptiste mondino photographs

few updates on his website, http://mondino-update.net/ his photo's are lovely.

I'm blogging too much.

perez get's boom boom pow'd

honestly, who gives a fuck?

with all the travesty's going on in the fucking world, all the fucking travesty's, and these two idiots are in the news.

the story as i understand it is that perez hilton has been dumping on will.i.am and the black eyed peas for years, and one night perez was badmouthing fergie, and will.i.am heard and confronted him, perez bitched, and got popped one for it by will.i.am's manager.

and what does perez do? act like a man and take it? no. he call's the police, then bitches about it on twitter.

in all honesty, the guy deserves to be punched, but will.i.am's manager was stupid for doing it. if he thought for one second that punching perez hilton wouldn't result in mass press and a legal battle, he's out of his mind.

another fuckin' thing, why didn't will pop him one himself? if he was that angry he should have done his own dirty work rather than getting someone else to do it for him.

so aye, after perez get's done with all the twittering he presses charges on will.i.am's manager polo molina, and then posts an angry youtube video .

but wait, it gets better. GLAAD, the leading gay rights group is getting involved, and who side are they on? will.i.am's. they are requesting an appology from perez hilton for using the antigay slur 'faggot' to describe mr.i.am.

GLAAD flack Rashad Robinson wrote this,
"These are vulgar anti-gay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community. For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, 'The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,' is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community,".

perez, as always, is being a cunt about it.

"I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent, While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you," said perez.

aye cause the world really should stop because of the increase of thug disguised as a musician on gossip blogger violence in the world. face it perez, ye deserved it, move on with your life.

i hope to never hear about perez hilton again.

so thats yer setanta deid.

"Irish broadcaster Setanta Sports filed for bankruptcy protection on Tuesday, saying it will shortly cease broadcasting to customers in Britain after failing to make a number of payments to football organizations."

good fucking riddance.

one of the most romantic things i've ever seen.

i'd love to do something this amazing for someone.

patrick wolf

if i want to be taken seriously as a reviewer I'll need to start giving star ratings on music I listen to, but first a brief history on the enigma that is patrick wolf, and my love for him.

i first heard patrick wolf in 2006 after downloading lycanthropy & wind in the wires after he did a particularly strange interview in Q.

gave it a listen, at first i wasn't impressed.

it wasn't until about 8 months later, after i got home from a new years party & itunes offered up bluebells as there new year, new music free download of the week. bluebells instantly appeared to a 16 year old williambrown, and i started listening to the previous 2 albums, they grew on me like a wildfire burning through a forest, and so did patrick wolf. then i read about his new album, the magic position on pitchfork. so i spent the next month getting excited about that anyway, and when it finally came out, it went into heavy rotation on my ipod along with the other two albums, until the macbook theft of 2007.

I'd listen to him with little bursts of excitement over the next 2 years, but it just wasn't the same, patrick wolf symbolised a moment in time for me, and that moment ended when my macbook was stolen. recently i had got back into him for reasons i'm not at liberty to divulge. i had heard about the whole idea that battle was going to be up on bandstocks.com for a tenner+, and then i heard about it being split into two albums because he wasn't such a sad sad sad man anymore, but basically wasn't interested. but as i was saying, i recently got back into him in a big big way, downloaded his new album, the bachelor, about 2 weeks ago and finally gave a listen last night. if i had to use one phrase to describe it, it would be 'beautifully haunting', and is a fantastic follow up to the magic position, even going so far as to overshadow it. if i had to pick one track to convice the three of you reading to listen to patrick wolf, it would be 'vulture' which i'm told is about his visit to santa monica where he lived with a cult became possessed by evil spirits for a week.

which is a reason not to go to santa monica anyway.

rating: 4.5 out of 5

patrick will be playing the futures tent at tintheperk on the sunday. you can download his new single 'vulture' for free here and the new album 'the bachelor' from itunes here

sleep journal day 1

about 5 hours tonight, no dreams, woke up half way through when my mum tried to get me up. shattered.

a sunny day in glasgow

I can't wait for the new album to come out, hopefully they'll do a tour this year cause I missed the last years.

maya hayuk

http://mayahayuk.com

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