i've decided i spend too much.
the past month i've bought...
clothes
6 t shirts - £10, £10, £20, £20, £20, £20
5 shirts - £20, £30, £18, £15, £15
3 pairs of trousers - £8, £15, £20
a tie - £10
2 belts - £7, £8
6 pairs of undies - £4, £4, £4, £10, £10, £10
3 pairs of shoes - £10, £30, £140
4 pairs of socks - £10
total on clothes = £516
total = £516
transport
trains - £70
taxis - £55
buses - £40
t0tal on transport = £165
total = £681
misc
fast food - £90 (not all just for me)
lapdances - £30
alcohol - £90
entry into clubs - £30
website subscriptions - £12
dvds - £20
cinema - £24
general living ETC. - £40
total on misc = £312
grand total = £1017
that's just a rough total, i've probably spent more....
SOMEONE TAKE MY BANKCARD FROM ME
Monday, 31 August 2009
Thursday, 20 August 2009
ttthhheeee ppppaaarrrtttyyy
now, i have told many of my friends this story, and the rest were all involved in this story. but it's finally time for me to put pen to paper/fingers to keys and finally get this story some proper exposure.
now in the january of 2007 i was kicked out of high school following a couple of issues, at which point i decided having a party was a good idea. now i needed an excuse for this party, and that was that wrestlemania 23 was coming up on april 1st (a sunday). now because it was on april first and a sunday i expected to weed out the idiots because a. people would think the party was fake and b. it was on a sunday. how wrong i was, because of word of mouth and the easter holidays there were well over 200 people in, outside & on top of my house. now finding out that the estimated list of people coming was tipping 100 people, i decided to inform my mum of this party. i said "10-20 people over to watch 'the wrestling', that's it", she agreed.
she also agreed to stay in her room during this party, which is the only way i would be able to get 100 people in my house without there being trouble.
so at about 4pm martin king and his friends came over, around 7ish the rest of the people started arriving, and continued to. around 8pm i realised my back garden was swarming with people. so i went out to investigate. everyone seemed fined, so i went back and enjoyed myself, after adam, don, i and smiley preformed a version of take that's 'shine' we got some banging tunes on and put the strobe light on. now, anyone that knew don back then knows his hatred for natalya, so it came as a surprise when him and natalya were gettin' aff wae each other all over my couch. don then proceeded to get so hammered it was unbelievable, he locked himself in the toilet with a sober natalya. he was throwing up all down himself and in the toilet, but at the same time he was trying to get his trousers down lmao. so we broke in the door, and got him out of there. at this point i noticed that one kris mcglicnhie had started sleeping in my bed. i proceeded to empty my cupboards all over him to make the third ever victim of wabzies human buckaroo.
so it's about 11pm when my mum shouts me in, complaining about all the people jumping into my neighbours gardens. so i warned everybody etc. when i got back in my mum shouted on me yet again, she told me the neighbours called the police and that they are on there way. so we hid as many people as possible in all the rooms we could. and everybody else sat on my living room floor pretending to get ready for the wrestling.
my mum proceeded to lock the doors after this, so people resorted to climbing in through the window.
so i spent the next 4 hours watching wrestling with about 7 people that were interested in it. the batista vs. undertaker match managed to draw about 20 people in the room and everyone was jumping around crazy for this match.
after wrestlemania ended i scoped out the mess that was my house, the walls were thick with puke as were the sofas.
so i went to check on my bedroom (which at this point was still the cinema room), and the walls, and the cinema screen were covered, in graffiti. so i thought FUCKSAKE and went back inside. as i entered my home, there was a sea of people throwing up left in right within a 15 second period. i thought to myself, this is madness, and went and sat down, i was sat talking to adam when one alyce macpherson proceeded to kiss his neck, i looked away, but my attention was quickly grabbed when adam started hitting a lucazade bottle of my leg, i turned round, she was all over his neck while adam looked distressed. i laughed in hysterics. later adam would say "i probably would have got aff wae her but i didnae know what she looked like".
so 75% of the people cleared off (one with my laptop), and the remainder of us sat watching iranian tv into the wee hours. which included, joe watching a cooking show where the woman had no idea what she was doing for about 2 hours, then they didnt even end it, they put up the words FLASK TIME, and proceeded to show her pour soup out of a flask into a cup, joe had enough, screamed and went to sleep.
so anyways, everyone left the next morning, i went to sleep, woke up 24 hours later and my mum had cleaned the house. she eventually got painters in to repaint EVERYWHERE.
i'm leaving parts of this story out, like all the people who had sex and mcglincie pissing the bed and how shak and lhanna met, but i cant be fucked i might add to this later.
also, i got my laptop back a few weeks ago, after being without for like 28 months.
i leave you with this song, which is the PEAK of music.
now in the january of 2007 i was kicked out of high school following a couple of issues, at which point i decided having a party was a good idea. now i needed an excuse for this party, and that was that wrestlemania 23 was coming up on april 1st (a sunday). now because it was on april first and a sunday i expected to weed out the idiots because a. people would think the party was fake and b. it was on a sunday. how wrong i was, because of word of mouth and the easter holidays there were well over 200 people in, outside & on top of my house. now finding out that the estimated list of people coming was tipping 100 people, i decided to inform my mum of this party. i said "10-20 people over to watch 'the wrestling', that's it", she agreed.
she also agreed to stay in her room during this party, which is the only way i would be able to get 100 people in my house without there being trouble.
so at about 4pm martin king and his friends came over, around 7ish the rest of the people started arriving, and continued to. around 8pm i realised my back garden was swarming with people. so i went out to investigate. everyone seemed fined, so i went back and enjoyed myself, after adam, don, i and smiley preformed a version of take that's 'shine' we got some banging tunes on and put the strobe light on. now, anyone that knew don back then knows his hatred for natalya, so it came as a surprise when him and natalya were gettin' aff wae each other all over my couch. don then proceeded to get so hammered it was unbelievable, he locked himself in the toilet with a sober natalya. he was throwing up all down himself and in the toilet, but at the same time he was trying to get his trousers down lmao. so we broke in the door, and got him out of there. at this point i noticed that one kris mcglicnhie had started sleeping in my bed. i proceeded to empty my cupboards all over him to make the third ever victim of wabzies human buckaroo.
so it's about 11pm when my mum shouts me in, complaining about all the people jumping into my neighbours gardens. so i warned everybody etc. when i got back in my mum shouted on me yet again, she told me the neighbours called the police and that they are on there way. so we hid as many people as possible in all the rooms we could. and everybody else sat on my living room floor pretending to get ready for the wrestling.
my mum proceeded to lock the doors after this, so people resorted to climbing in through the window.
so i spent the next 4 hours watching wrestling with about 7 people that were interested in it. the batista vs. undertaker match managed to draw about 20 people in the room and everyone was jumping around crazy for this match.
after wrestlemania ended i scoped out the mess that was my house, the walls were thick with puke as were the sofas.
so i went to check on my bedroom (which at this point was still the cinema room), and the walls, and the cinema screen were covered, in graffiti. so i thought FUCKSAKE and went back inside. as i entered my home, there was a sea of people throwing up left in right within a 15 second period. i thought to myself, this is madness, and went and sat down, i was sat talking to adam when one alyce macpherson proceeded to kiss his neck, i looked away, but my attention was quickly grabbed when adam started hitting a lucazade bottle of my leg, i turned round, she was all over his neck while adam looked distressed. i laughed in hysterics. later adam would say "i probably would have got aff wae her but i didnae know what she looked like".
so 75% of the people cleared off (one with my laptop), and the remainder of us sat watching iranian tv into the wee hours. which included, joe watching a cooking show where the woman had no idea what she was doing for about 2 hours, then they didnt even end it, they put up the words FLASK TIME, and proceeded to show her pour soup out of a flask into a cup, joe had enough, screamed and went to sleep.
so anyways, everyone left the next morning, i went to sleep, woke up 24 hours later and my mum had cleaned the house. she eventually got painters in to repaint EVERYWHERE.
i'm leaving parts of this story out, like all the people who had sex and mcglincie pissing the bed and how shak and lhanna met, but i cant be fucked i might add to this later.
also, i got my laptop back a few weeks ago, after being without for like 28 months.
i leave you with this song, which is the PEAK of music.
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
i just rewatched part of the weekend never dies & a cross the universe...
for the first time this year.
and i know the one thing i want to do with my life is go on a world wide tour for a year, playing a different city every night, with my band, that will play a combination of rock music and electro beats/djing. and we will drink and get into the trouble from the police and meet strippers named 'candi' and sit in anthony keidises garden singing under the bridge while he looks baffled lmfao.
what is more frightening? lion's or wales.
now you may be wondering if i'm going to discuss what is the most deadly creature.
a lion or a whale.
but no.
today i will be discussing what is more frightening, a lion or the country of wales.
now i'm going into this blog pulling for the lions to be the most frightening, because frankly i love wales and the welsh. some of my favorite bands are welsh, and to be honest i just love the accent.
but what do i love about lions? well i loved the lion king, all time favorite disney movie that was made about 10 million times better by the fact that one of my favorite artists elton john graced the soundtrack with one of the most recognized songs of all time! also, luna lovegood wears the most amazing hat of all time that just happen's to be shaped like a lion in the latest installment of harry potter.
but we're looking to see what is more frightening here.
i've petted a lion, i've never petted someone from wales. well i did meet sean smith from the blackout this one time.... nevermind that, focus william focus.
fact is here, tom jones is welsh, and no one can be frightened of tom jones, he is too lovely.
and lions kill people and prey on other animals.
LIONS WIN THE MOST FRIGHTENING AWARD.
a lion or a whale.
but no.
today i will be discussing what is more frightening, a lion or the country of wales.
now i'm going into this blog pulling for the lions to be the most frightening, because frankly i love wales and the welsh. some of my favorite bands are welsh, and to be honest i just love the accent.
but what do i love about lions? well i loved the lion king, all time favorite disney movie that was made about 10 million times better by the fact that one of my favorite artists elton john graced the soundtrack with one of the most recognized songs of all time! also, luna lovegood wears the most amazing hat of all time that just happen's to be shaped like a lion in the latest installment of harry potter.
but we're looking to see what is more frightening here.
i've petted a lion, i've never petted someone from wales. well i did meet sean smith from the blackout this one time.... nevermind that, focus william focus.
fact is here, tom jones is welsh, and no one can be frightened of tom jones, he is too lovely.
and lions kill people and prey on other animals.
LIONS WIN THE MOST FRIGHTENING AWARD.
new lostprophets song
'it's not the end of the world, but i can see it from here'
heard it over a year ago and have known the lyrics for just as long, the song sounds a bit cleaner than i would have hoped. i'm not sure if i like this.
EDIT: NAH I LOVE IT
heard it over a year ago and have known the lyrics for just as long, the song sounds a bit cleaner than i would have hoped. i'm not sure if i like this.
EDIT: NAH I LOVE IT
the power of the word no
no.
no no no no noooo.
NO.
no is a powerful word, and to be honest i've been hearing it a lot recently. no is a powerful word because it has the ability to crush someones heart into a million pieces, but understandably the word no has to be said from time to time.
in it's simplest form, no is a negative reaction to something. we associate the word no with something bad, even from a young age, when we do something bad we're told "no, don't do that". but is no really always a bad thing?
the answer, surprisingly enough, is no. despite the fact that we'd probably like everyone to say yes to the things we propose, what we want isn't always in the best interest of the people, and this is when the word no is a good thing.
on the other hand certain languages don't have yes or no systems, such as latin. but right enough, namedy speaks latin dae they, cause it's shite.
but fact of the matter is, no is a good thing, and we shouldn't really look at it as a negative, in a world where we're all to wrapped up in our own worlds we should look to see if the heartbreaking response of "no" really is for the best.
or no, whatever.
no no no no noooo.
NO.
no is a powerful word, and to be honest i've been hearing it a lot recently. no is a powerful word because it has the ability to crush someones heart into a million pieces, but understandably the word no has to be said from time to time.
in it's simplest form, no is a negative reaction to something. we associate the word no with something bad, even from a young age, when we do something bad we're told "no, don't do that". but is no really always a bad thing?
the answer, surprisingly enough, is no. despite the fact that we'd probably like everyone to say yes to the things we propose, what we want isn't always in the best interest of the people, and this is when the word no is a good thing.
on the other hand certain languages don't have yes or no systems, such as latin. but right enough, namedy speaks latin dae they, cause it's shite.
but fact of the matter is, no is a good thing, and we shouldn't really look at it as a negative, in a world where we're all to wrapped up in our own worlds we should look to see if the heartbreaking response of "no" really is for the best.
or no, whatever.
Monday, 17 August 2009
15 THINGS I DO NOT APPRECIATE
NOT APPRECIATED
1. window cleaners, coming to my door when my mum isn't in, and washing my windows when i'm getting changed.
2. drinks that cost over £1.
3. 99% of the programs on television.
4. one night stands.
5. children in my home.
6. people that play truth or dare and never pick dare.
7. my internet deciding it's going to fail for no reason.
8. when mcdonalds do not make me a big mac without sauce and without pickles, fagots.
9. when i can't get into gigs for free.
10. being STRANDED WITH NO WAY TO GET HOME.
11. when the combined price of a sandwhich, a bottle of coke and a packet of crisps is over £3.
12. 'the betrayed' by lostprophets taking 4 years to come out.
13. kfc being "out of chicken".
14. neds on the bus playing music on there phones so loud the people outside can hear.
15. bring me the horizon
1. window cleaners, coming to my door when my mum isn't in, and washing my windows when i'm getting changed.
2. drinks that cost over £1.
3. 99% of the programs on television.
4. one night stands.
5. children in my home.
6. people that play truth or dare and never pick dare.
7. my internet deciding it's going to fail for no reason.
8. when mcdonalds do not make me a big mac without sauce and without pickles, fagots.
9. when i can't get into gigs for free.
10. being STRANDED WITH NO WAY TO GET HOME.
11. when the combined price of a sandwhich, a bottle of coke and a packet of crisps is over £3.
12. 'the betrayed' by lostprophets taking 4 years to come out.
13. kfc being "out of chicken".
14. neds on the bus playing music on there phones so loud the people outside can hear.
15. bring me the horizon
Sunday, 16 August 2009
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
My words aren't well written.
My haircut isn't high fashion.
My wallet's not filled with 50's.
My face isn't very pretty.
I lack inspiration and motivation.
I'm imperfection at it's best.
My wallet's not filled with 50's.
My face isn't very pretty.
I lack inspiration and motivation.
I'm imperfection at it's best.
my life is made up of a combination of outrageous claims and 100% truth
in my life, there has been many times where i have just decided to make up an outrageous claim about myself and put it out there. not often, but once in a while i just thing WTF and let out a MASSIVE whopper.
now if you're thinking 'y u do this?' it's because the claims i tend to make are so ridiculous that no one should ever believe them, and there lies the game. to convince people they're true.
i recommend doing this, it makes life into more of a game. which i am a fan of.
i'm not going to name any of these lies i've told, if you know me, you'll never know the massive whoppers i've told over the years. you'll look back at things i've said and think 'FUCK WAS HE LYING?' but you'll never know NEVER EVER KNOW.
other than those i tend to tell 100% about myself and my life.
ahahah.
now if you're thinking 'y u do this?' it's because the claims i tend to make are so ridiculous that no one should ever believe them, and there lies the game. to convince people they're true.
i recommend doing this, it makes life into more of a game. which i am a fan of.
i'm not going to name any of these lies i've told, if you know me, you'll never know the massive whoppers i've told over the years. you'll look back at things i've said and think 'FUCK WAS HE LYING?' but you'll never know NEVER EVER KNOW.
other than those i tend to tell 100% about myself and my life.
ahahah.
Sunday, 2 August 2009
fantastic mr. fox
if you can't tell who the director is from Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray & Owen Wilson being employed, or the song used in the trailer, or the overall LOOK of the movie and the general comedy.
then you're seriously not my friend, get out of my blog.
one man drinking games
i am never. and i repeat mother fucking EVER playing a drinking game ever again. EVER.
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