100 things i've learned in 2009.

thought i'd add to this.

1. i can not do straight alcohol.

2. the best mode of transportation is a micro scooter.

3. never tell your friends if you have a series of sexual encounters with someone and then plan on being friends with them.

4. never take said someone to a party with your friends.

5. never spend your money on drinks for someone after they say "i'll pay the taxi home". this will result in you not getting home.

6. getting the bus to and from a festival is always a better idea than getting a lift.

7. people from aberdeen are lovely.

8. i love paul g with all my heart.

9. people should never tell my mum anything.

10. i should never tell my mum anything.

11. i should never have credit in my phone.

12. i should never go out wearing more than two layers of clothing.

13. playing "i have never" is a great way to get to know people.

14. playing "mushroom" is the best way to get drunk.

15. after a girl has sex with someone on the bed next to you, make sure the guy she just did it with isn't standing outside the door when you and the girl start to make fun of him.

16. drinking/getting photos took/smashing guitars/flooding houses are great ways to mend a broken heart.

17. 'mark aitken' is the worst human being in the world.

18. drunken phonecalls are always a winner, drunken texts however are not.

19. the fact that blogspot saves drafts, which helps when my battery dies.

20. my mum is useful at getting all stolen goods back.

21. match.com is useless and heartbreaking.

22. anderson silva shall and will be feared.

23. i am the master of karaoke.

24. i love making people i don't know uncomfortable.

25. making slipknot masks out of beer bottle boxes and pizza boxes is the best thing to do at 6am.

26. the vulcan does the best breakfasts of all time.

27. you me at six are actually quite good.

28. greek-italian-scottish birds have treasure trails.

29. the best way to spend a wednesday is to go to the pictures using the orange wednesday deal and then going to 'the edge' in coatbridge.

30. the best thing to call a woman's ladies parts is "afro clam".

31. hoidy, sange & nicola are illusive at titp.

32. walking through coatbridge dressed a hotdog is always a good idea.

33. patrick wolf makes scotty adams cry.

34. i look like mason musso from metro station.

35. take that/owen pallet/the killers are the best live acts ever.

36. everybody i know knows everybody else.

37. 'ruby' is the most lovely stripper in the world and i want to marry her.

38. i'm the best actor in the world, i should be awarded an oscar for my performance in "pretending i'm sick to the council".

39. adam has the comfiest bed in the world.

40. lady gaga has a penis.

41. i actually really like beer.

42. spending £140 quid on a pair of trainers is a good investment.

43. the hangover is an excellent film

44. i've paid to see 5% of the bands i've went to see live.

45. i should shave more frequently.

46. vodka slushies are amazing.

47. going up to someones house at 4am to sit with a 16 year old while her 17 year old friends mother is sleeping is a horrible idea.

48. i like soup waaaay too much.

49. i learned how to watch star wars in ascii code on my computer.

50. kirzo can't handle large penis.

51. kirzo also fought the nhs and won £13000.

52. barr's cola mixes well with vodka.

53. i should never drink a full bottle of vodka before going clubbing.

54. if i book a 9am bus home from edinburgh, i will never get home.

55. aled phillips is a drunken sexual fiend.

56. i can't cook oven chips.

57. i'm a really bad singer.

58. i'm a complete and utter prick.

59. i love everything to do with lady gaga.

60. jedward are the best thing to happen to music since john bon jovi formed a band.

61. paul g is a great room mate.

62. people will watch anything on E4.

63. twilight is a good movie.

64. my cat, wee adam, is pure shite.

65. i should never wear three layers of clothing to a gig.

66. £3 dvds are the best things ever.

67. hoidy looks like bo selecta bear.

68. i have a love hate relationship with the apple company.

69. i really enjoy vegetables as long as they have meat with them and some form of sauce.

70. i can't view anything in 3d.

71. i love frankie boyle.

72. i really do have issues.

73. i love paolo nutini

74. adam craig is oly murrs.

75. my phone is pure shite and i need another one.

76. i can't last through the full children in need show.

77. i should regularly delete the history on my pc.

78. i like venturing outside of glasgow, even if it is to another shite scottish city.

79. the perks of being a wallflower is the best book ever.

80. anna goodfellow is AWESOME.

81. not to be sick on myself.

82. i should always spend all my money in new look.

83. i look fucking gorgeous in a checkered shirt.

84. i look ridiculous in a leather jacket.

85. RED SKINNIES ARE THE BEST THING EVER CREATED.

86. michael griffen makes the best bacon sanwiches in the world.

87. i'm really, really, really, bad with money (see the 82nd thing i learned).

88. zach braff is not dead, everyone else, however, is.

89. RIP MJ.

90. the garage has a secret back enterence over a gate, 3 fences, 2 walls, and down a hill.

91. spellcheck is my saviour.

93. i'm really not creative.

94. no one ever texts me.

95. alex makes THE BEST PIZZA EVER.

96. i have a sleep disorder.

97. you can get an std from licking someones leg.

98. kanye west is a prick.

99. dame shirley bassey acts incredibly ghetto when placed beside dizzee rascal.

100. i've really not learned much in 2009.

i wish

i was in skins.

i wouldn't sit in every night on my laptop, watching shite tv.

i would be living, out having adventures night after night, things wouldn't end up nice and happy, but they never do in real life anyway.

and i'd probably be more fucked up than i am just now, but i can deal with that.

i wish i had a tight group of friends, and it was just the natural that we'd spend every day together. even if we ended up at each others throats constantly, it's the kind of stability and chaos i need in my life.