this blog has went so far down hill its unbelievable.

i'll add something good later, but for now, drunkin 6am highspots on a trampoline.

sleep journal day 6 & 7

4 hours sleep on day 6.
0 hours sleep on day 7 ahah.

sleep journal day 5

4 hours, kept waking up ahah.

BE LYK LADEE GAGAG

just ridiculous

EDIT:

more me being insane


i never wear that mingin yellow jumper btw

sleep journal day 4

10 hours, sex dreams, woke up feeling sick.

xfm breakfast show podcast.

so alex zane has left the xfm breakfast show. sure it was 2 months ago, but i didn't have a blog 2 months ago did i? no.

so let's remember the good times by listening to the xfm breakfast show podcast, including some of the most sidesplitting humour i've ever came across.

highlights are alex accidentally agreeing to buy a disabled cat, his 40 year old foreign maid confessing her undying love for him. the show being broadcasted live from a pub, a fish market, the streets, a computer games shop and the roof of the xfm studios. alex zane, cheeky pete, mark and sunita staying awake for 24 hours for the all day breakfast show, pete trying to seduce lily allen with a song, alex's feud with the enemy. etc. etc. etc.

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=257127739

new thing.

whenever you wake up from a night of drinking and can still taste alcohol, it shall hereby be known as "whorning breath".

pass it on.

the michael jackson joke's ive posted on twitter.

*arranges a 50-date concert, takes all the money, then dies you've been hit by a smooth criminal

*You've been hit by, you've been struck by a failed ventricle.

*Mcdonalds is now making the Jakson burger in honor of MJ it is made of 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns

*looks like michael jackson's heart couldnt beat it

*monkey for sale, one previous owner, loves kids.

*Apparently MJ died running to Walmart...he heard boys' pants were half off.

*So it looks like the only arrest his lawyers couldn't get him off of was 'cardiac arrest'.

*Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

*There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie

*Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.

classic bamboo wednesday tunes.

i've decided i should post a blog full of classic bamboo tunes. so sit back, invite some mingin birds round, crack the vodka out, get paul g round to finger the birds on yer couch/lick her nipples while she sleeps in your bed with you after the tunes have stopped

and enjoy.

kate bernauer

http://www.katebernauer.net/

awesome

watch the song after the slap ahaha.

sleep journal day 3

got 8 hours sleep today, the perfect amount of sleep they say, kind of agree.

raindrops (live lounge)

ok ok the mj stuff was funny

but aye he was the king of pop music n' that and i like most of his tunes, iconic etc. etc.

but he's dead, and theirs no point getting into an uproar about anyone's opinions on michael jackson.

especially all the people who didn't really care about jackson before he died, or were haters.

if i'm being honest i don't believe he touched any children, but i do think he's a complete weirdo, but a nice guy, fact is that the first sexual abuse charges were dropped, because it was found that the kid and his father were lying, which to me disproves all the other sexual abuse claims that came later.

but it's still hilarious.

the reason i find it all so funny is the fact that everyone is like awwww mj. when naw, you couldn't have gave two fucks about him years ago.

i have thriller & the making of thriller on video tape from when i was a wee boy, i watched live as he was rushed to hospital after he got set on fire, i was a big mj fan as a child and i've seen countless documentarys on his life and his work.

but i can still appreciate and make mj jokes, fact is he hasn't realised an album since 01, and wasn't going to anytime soon, so other than seeing him live (and even in the uk he wouldn't be doing that after march next year) theres no reason that MJ would have had an effect on our lives anymore, other than text/internet jokes.

so that's what i'm going to do, make internet jokes about michael jackson.

CAUSE THEY'RE FFUNNNEHHH.

i hope his legasy is his fantastic tunes, but if not, who really cares?

this just gets better and better.

the 1,000,000+ mj tickets, were bought under a NO REFUND POLICY.

ahahahah.

the best twitter updates in the past hour.

s0urcherry The hangover = halarious!(L)

BEETLEbum_ git tae fuck, i pyoor dont know why ah bother way him, fuckwit.

BEETLEbum_ Johnny depp only got number 2 in heat mag, rob patz got 1st place.

theBrandiCyrus gettin some chick fil a with braison!! YUMMM!!!

eatingcarbon @WABBLEZ GHAY!

Mrs_Zero Away to wash my hair. then get ready. then sleep.


fantastic, also BUZZ ALDRIN is plugging his new book! get it today!

apparently, uri gellar is running around all the news stations making outrageous claims.


"MICHAEL WAS IN GREAT SHAPE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM"
when did you last see him?
"I CANNOT SAY"

aah

OK HE'S DEAD AGAIN

thats him deed, i'll post in 5 minutes retracting this probably

OH HES NOT DEAD

coma

so thats yer jacko deid.

so will this be another jade goody scenario where he'll be painted as a saint?

yes.

haveyoumetwabz playlist 1

decided i'm going to put together a playlist once a week, around 45-60 minutes long each time, it'll have a mix of genre's, a mix of old and new songs, a mix of well known songs and unknown songs, and a mix of mixes.

you can listen via spotify by clicking the link below.

haveyoumetwabz playlist 1 june 25th - july 2nd

example & don diablo vs. daft punk

i saw example about a 2 months ago supporting calvin harris, and i've been hooked ever since, here's the original song's video.



to get his brand new mixtape for free go here

http://www.zshare.net/download/553346708a716593/

druggggsxizxzzzzxxzz

hopefully no adults/future employers read this, but today i'm going to talk about my experiences with drugs. my first experience with drugs was when i was 14, and hung around with 'darker' people, not skin colour, but style and outlook on life, and obviously cannabis was a large part of there way of life. so one night, i tried it. how did i do this? by having a few puffs of a joint? no. i took, the biggest, dirtiest bucket known to man, my lungs were filled, and my mind was gone. i proceeded to spend the next 6-7 hours falling all over the place and having no controll over my body whatsoever, i then proceeded to leave my game boy advance sp in a park, and cry for hours in my mate's loft.

needless to say this wasn't a very good first experience with cannabis. so after that, i didn't do drugs for a good year, untill one day i decided i needed drugs, now this was like 5 years ago so i don't remember what caused this, but i bought a shitload of weed and smoked it untill it was gone, i proceeded to do this drug for about a year, before my mum had to resign from her job pending a courtcase and the money drrrried up, alot of people say they feel withdrawl from drugs, i don't.

so that was me done with drugs, untill my mother started selling them. not like, big time drug dealings, but yeah. so one night in april 2007 after april's birthday night out, myself, adam, shak and these two girls called "bob and steve" headed back to my house, adam went emidiatly to bed, wanting nothing to do with these two ugly ugly girls. but i wasn't going to leave shak alone with these two stinkers, and because it was 4am and there was no booze to be found, i went into my mothers bedroom while she slept and took as much cocaine as i could out to my bedroom. when i say as much cocaine as i could, i mean this was just under 20 grams of coke.

we did about half of it, well, i say 'we' it was mostly shak, but yeah, long story short i was sick for 2 weeks after that night, i had a party a few weeks later and we did the rest of it...
funny side story, in summer 2008 my mum was getting married, to someone in prison, so when you're going in for the wedding, they take a swab of you hand, now i didn't know this, and i brought my bankcard as id, and obviously had been touching it, i showed the gaurd, then put it through the x-ray as i went through the metal detector (like at an airport). this was the same bankcard used in all my drug ordeals to make lines etc. and it still had white powder stuck in the number holes, so when they went to swab me, i was freaking out, they put my swab through the machine, and it came up possitive. i thought i was fucked untill they said "we'll scan the rest and if anyone else comes up possitive we'll put it down to a fault with the machine" luckily my sister had handed me my bankcard back after it went through the xray along with my jacket, and she tested positive, so i was spared a rectal examination.

so yeah, i never tried drugs after we finished that shit load, shak, don, hoidy & froggy have a few times (and have used my bank card for crushin, which explains why the machine went off) after that when they've been with me but i haven't been interested, i've been in a relationship, she didn't aprove of the drugs, so i didn't either.

but in 2 weeks time at t in the park, i plan to be off my face on every drug imaginable. for updates on my drug taking during this 4 day period please visit www.tintheperk.blogspot.com

EDIT: when my maw found out her 700 quid worth of drugs was missing the following conversation happened.

"did you see a deoderant can lid in my room?"
"naw how?"
"...disnae matter"

la roux.

so the self titled album from the uk's newest electropop duo has leaked.

the question is, is it any good? other than the drum hitting me in the face during every song, the answer is yes, it is infact good. sadly though on first listen, the band's second and third singles 'in for the kill' and 'bulletproof' are the highlights of this debut album. both being fantastic songs gave me high hopes for the album, hoping for more to come, but these songs are the best it gets.

don't get me wrong the rest of the album is good, but thats like saying the rest of the star trek movies are good compared to the new one, true, but it doesn't matter because the new star trek movie was infact fantastic.

but taking all that out of consideration there are tracks to get stuck in your head, alot of catchy lyrics and memorable beats make some tracks on this album really enjoyable, such as 'i'm not your toy' & Fascination' but after 45 minutes of listening to this album is a bit grating, especially because alot of the same arrangements are used throughout the last few songs, which makes it hard for any of them to really stand out.

this album is really hard to judge. i'm going to a give it a rating, but i reserve the right to bump it up or down in the next week.

rating: 3.5 out of 5

this debut album from la roux will be available on itunes and shops everywhere on monday!

honestly though...

tim westwood.

tim.

fucking.

westwood.

he's shite.

pure shite.

a blemish on the beautiful face of radio 1 and mtv, and the earth.

more alex cornell

i'm sorry for constantly blogging but i just heard alex cornell's acoustic covers, wow.

"Sex on Fire" Kings of Leon cover by Alex Cornell from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

"Human" Killers Cover from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

"Lost" Coldplay Cover from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

the rest of his videos are up on his youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/alxcornell

<3<3<3

trailer for hypothetical wes anderson film festival

Wes Anderson Trailer from Alex Cornell on Vimeo.

more of his wes anderson stuff is here:
http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Wes-Anderson-Film-Festival/229415

wes anderson film festival

grad student alex cornell has created lots of promotional material for a hypothetical wes anderson fi;m festival, posters, dvd cases, album artwork for the festival's soundtrack.

i'd definitely. go to this festival if it existed.

transparency by khristian mendoza.

today's events.

my laptop charger is being held together with tape, hopefully i will receive the one i ordered last night tomorrow. i really need to get a shower and tidy up.

last night i got a phenomenal 12 hours of sleep, ridiculous. i watched some wrestling today, which i haven't done in ages, wrestlemania xxiv, ric flair vs. shawn michaels for anyone who cares, it's better than i remembered.

i still haven't got the money i was supposed to be paid on monday, and i'm overdrawn at the bank by 63p after ordering a dvd, haha.

if i don't get my money tomorrow my weekend is pretty much ruined, oh well at least i can blog about it.

i've found a few art pieces that are worth a post, so they'll be up soon.

well, it's been a good 24 hours.

but my laptop charger just broke...

oh well

BYEBLOG

me n naomi ir gettin merriet the morra.

http://open.spotify.com/user/wabblez/playlist/6Ii2lPS4NQTOV7UrT3yUnV

spotify playlist for it.

in honor of all the IRAN talk recently...

[SNL] Andy Samberg feat Adam Levin - Iran So Far sélectionné dans Rock / Pop et Clips

and iraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, iraaaan so faaar away.

Corinthians 13:4-7

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

just like raindrops

recent jean baptiste mondino photographs

few updates on his website, http://mondino-update.net/ his photo's are lovely.

I'm blogging too much.

perez get's boom boom pow'd

honestly, who gives a fuck?

with all the travesty's going on in the fucking world, all the fucking travesty's, and these two idiots are in the news.

the story as i understand it is that perez hilton has been dumping on will.i.am and the black eyed peas for years, and one night perez was badmouthing fergie, and will.i.am heard and confronted him, perez bitched, and got popped one for it by will.i.am's manager.

and what does perez do? act like a man and take it? no. he call's the police, then bitches about it on twitter.

in all honesty, the guy deserves to be punched, but will.i.am's manager was stupid for doing it. if he thought for one second that punching perez hilton wouldn't result in mass press and a legal battle, he's out of his mind.

another fuckin' thing, why didn't will pop him one himself? if he was that angry he should have done his own dirty work rather than getting someone else to do it for him.

so aye, after perez get's done with all the twittering he presses charges on will.i.am's manager polo molina, and then posts an angry youtube video .

but wait, it gets better. GLAAD, the leading gay rights group is getting involved, and who side are they on? will.i.am's. they are requesting an appology from perez hilton for using the antigay slur 'faggot' to describe mr.i.am.

GLAAD flack Rashad Robinson wrote this,
"These are vulgar anti-gay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community. For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, 'The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,' is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community,".

perez, as always, is being a cunt about it.

"I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent, While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you," said perez.

aye cause the world really should stop because of the increase of thug disguised as a musician on gossip blogger violence in the world. face it perez, ye deserved it, move on with your life.

i hope to never hear about perez hilton again.

so thats yer setanta deid.

"Irish broadcaster Setanta Sports filed for bankruptcy protection on Tuesday, saying it will shortly cease broadcasting to customers in Britain after failing to make a number of payments to football organizations."

good fucking riddance.

one of the most romantic things i've ever seen.

i'd love to do something this amazing for someone.

patrick wolf

if i want to be taken seriously as a reviewer I'll need to start giving star ratings on music I listen to, but first a brief history on the enigma that is patrick wolf, and my love for him.

i first heard patrick wolf in 2006 after downloading lycanthropy & wind in the wires after he did a particularly strange interview in Q.

gave it a listen, at first i wasn't impressed.

it wasn't until about 8 months later, after i got home from a new years party & itunes offered up bluebells as there new year, new music free download of the week. bluebells instantly appeared to a 16 year old williambrown, and i started listening to the previous 2 albums, they grew on me like a wildfire burning through a forest, and so did patrick wolf. then i read about his new album, the magic position on pitchfork. so i spent the next month getting excited about that anyway, and when it finally came out, it went into heavy rotation on my ipod along with the other two albums, until the macbook theft of 2007.

I'd listen to him with little bursts of excitement over the next 2 years, but it just wasn't the same, patrick wolf symbolised a moment in time for me, and that moment ended when my macbook was stolen. recently i had got back into him for reasons i'm not at liberty to divulge. i had heard about the whole idea that battle was going to be up on bandstocks.com for a tenner+, and then i heard about it being split into two albums because he wasn't such a sad sad sad man anymore, but basically wasn't interested. but as i was saying, i recently got back into him in a big big way, downloaded his new album, the bachelor, about 2 weeks ago and finally gave a listen last night. if i had to use one phrase to describe it, it would be 'beautifully haunting', and is a fantastic follow up to the magic position, even going so far as to overshadow it. if i had to pick one track to convice the three of you reading to listen to patrick wolf, it would be 'vulture' which i'm told is about his visit to santa monica where he lived with a cult became possessed by evil spirits for a week.

which is a reason not to go to santa monica anyway.

rating: 4.5 out of 5

patrick will be playing the futures tent at tintheperk on the sunday. you can download his new single 'vulture' for free here and the new album 'the bachelor' from itunes here

sleep journal day 1

about 5 hours tonight, no dreams, woke up half way through when my mum tried to get me up. shattered.

a sunny day in glasgow

I can't wait for the new album to come out, hopefully they'll do a tour this year cause I missed the last years.

maya hayuk

http://mayahayuk.com

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