the best twitter updates in the past hour.

s0urcherry The hangover = halarious!(L)

BEETLEbum_ git tae fuck, i pyoor dont know why ah bother way him, fuckwit.

BEETLEbum_ Johnny depp only got number 2 in heat mag, rob patz got 1st place.

theBrandiCyrus gettin some chick fil a with braison!! YUMMM!!!

eatingcarbon @WABBLEZ GHAY!

Mrs_Zero Away to wash my hair. then get ready. then sleep.


fantastic, also BUZZ ALDRIN is plugging his new book! get it today!

apparently, uri gellar is running around all the news stations making outrageous claims.


"MICHAEL WAS IN GREAT SHAPE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM"
when did you last see him?
"I CANNOT SAY"

aah