the michael jackson joke's ive posted on twitter.

*arranges a 50-date concert, takes all the money, then dies you've been hit by a smooth criminal

*You've been hit by, you've been struck by a failed ventricle.

*Mcdonalds is now making the Jakson burger in honor of MJ it is made of 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns

*looks like michael jackson's heart couldnt beat it

*monkey for sale, one previous owner, loves kids.

*Apparently MJ died running to Walmart...he heard boys' pants were half off.

*So it looks like the only arrest his lawyers couldn't get him off of was 'cardiac arrest'.

*Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

*There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie

*Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.